How to Be Aggressive To/Insult Work Colleagues, Without Getting In Trouble!

This is surely not related to success nor personal development, but it surely do help to be able to vent without getting in trouble, so here we go.
I can help explain it to you, but i can’t help understand it for you.
I disagree with your version of reality, and i am choosing to disengage now.
Let me apologize for giving you the impression you can speak to me in that tone.
I am so glad you liked my idea enough to make it your own.
I don’t have the bandwidth for that task at this time.
There’s nothing but air and opportunity between us.
I hope you have the day you deserve.
Your opinion has been noted and will be given all the consideration it deserves.
